maRTianS QuoTES! 2005

MARTIAN_ISMS!

When you go to a Martians Gig not only do you get great music…. but great entertainment between songs from the guys! Often doing little acts between songs, they have extremely magical powers, which enabled them to resurrect Mr Buddy Holly for the dead...for one night only...on Hallowe'en

"What's your favourite kind of torture? Do you like it when I stick this thing in you?"

"I'd rather die than go to Britain!!"

‘Don’t be frightened now, I’m ONLY waving my sword!’

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"Cartoon characters dont urinate!"

"No Wordsworth You cannot widdle out the window!"

"Shoo!"

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"I just had to kill Buddy Holly......AGAIN!!"
"Why didn’t you just shoot him!? It wouldn’t fire!!"

"Welcome paying fools......I mean valued customers!!"

"You look ashen faced Mr Boo - 3 years at drama college did you good!"